She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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