THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Randomize
