And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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