Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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