David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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