So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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