Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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