I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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