it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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