dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
All I want is dick and wine.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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