I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Soap is not a condiment
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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