Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
