We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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