I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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