ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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