I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
His nipple licking is glorious
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