I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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