Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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