I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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