But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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