did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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