Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Also, beer. Big fan.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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