I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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