God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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