Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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