I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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