Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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