Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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