i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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