Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There's always time for handjobs
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
