your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I came so hard my ears popped.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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