no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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