Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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