Me. At least after what I've been through.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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