I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I am available for nakedness
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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