Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can I color on your dick again?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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