Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
