And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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