I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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