apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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