WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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