Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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