Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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