There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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