HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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