its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Are my feet made of real feet?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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