Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
