Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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