Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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