he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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