nut hugger
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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