we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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