i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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