Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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