its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I need you to use more vowels.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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