I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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