Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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